Muslims join fight to combat Global Warming 

From Penguin Press

Blaming the rise in the earth’s atmospheric temperature in disrupting recent jihad campaigns, several extreme Muslim groups are putting down their weapons and picking up sewing needles. This change has been met with skepticism worldwide.

Al Qaeda has experienced more frequent problems with undergarments catching fire and tribal leaders are chafing at the implications. So, adapting to this new paradigm, extremist are using this problem as an opportunity to fund their operations. It seems that the market for flame-proof underwear is strong in many underdeveloped countries.

A tribal leader, Mohammed El Behumba, through an interpreter, said this, “We will defeat the Great Satan…global warming will not deter us, who can deny Allah?”

El Behumba believes this new underwear, when fully developed, will be a great source of funds to further the cause of what he calls, “great warriors”.

The intent of these radicals is to sell their garments in the markets that spring up in tiny villages from Bakran to Dafrak.  Mohammed El Behumba was a victim himself of this global warming phenomenon while riding a camel through a high mountain pass in the remote area of Whafar province.  “I felt warmth at first…then a burning sensation…”

Several of Mohammed’s men pulled him from his camel and extinguished the flames with their own urine. At that point El Behumba decided to take the matter into his own hands and thus a cottage industry was born.

Reports of other jihadists getting burned have recently been reported in the news including the terrorist who attempted a Christmas take down of an airliner that eventually landed safely in Detroit Michigan.  Only the quick actions of a Dutch citizen saved the day.

El Behumba grimaces at the news of the failure…”We’re testing a goat-donkey blend of material that looks promising. It’s more like inventing the wheel.”

He blames global warming for the increase in premature ignitions and vows to combat the problem with the full force of Islam.

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